women decoded

after a long time i have discovered this fact about women, normally what they say and what they mean to say is actually different.I have decoded a few of them,the list is actually endless and will take a long time to be completed.

Here is what all i have been able to decode as of now

• We need=I want
• it's your decision=the correct decision should be obvious by now.
• Do what you want=you 'll pay for it later
  
• we need to talk=i need to complain
  
• Sure.. go ahead=i don't want you to
  
• I'm not upset=of course i'm upset,you moron
  
• You are...so manly=you need a shave n you sweat a lot
  
• You're certainly attentive tonight=Is sex all you ever think about?
  
• I'm not emotional! and i'm not overreacting=i'm on my period
• Be romantic,turn out the light=I've flabby thigh
• This kitchen is so inconvenient=i want a new house
• I want new curtains=And carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper....
• I need wedding shoes=the other 40 pairs are wrong shades of white.
• Do you love me?=I'm goin to ask for something expensive
• How much do you love me?=i did something today u r nt going to like
• I'll b ready in a minute=Kick off ur shoes n find a good game on TV
• Is my Butt fat=Tell me i'm beautiful
• You have to learn to communicate=just agree with me
• Are u listening to me!?=[too late, u r dead]
• I'm sorry=You will b sorry
• Do u like this recipe=Its easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
• All we're going to buy is a soap dish=It goes without saying we're stopping @ the cosmetics department,the shoe deptt, I need a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom, did you bring your credit card?