A must not read for Girls and a must-must read for Boys

Day before yesterday I watched recently released comedy flick Dil Kabaddi. The producers have released it with a tag of comedy but actually its comic tragedy with only Irfan khan doing a half paisa wasool role, rest all actors just doing a time pass and extremely irritating and incongruous role by Payal Rohtagi.But here I am concerned with a night conversation between Rahul Bose(Character Rishi in the flick) and Konkana Sen Sharma(Character Simmi in the flick) whereby the husband is asking her wife about whether is she satisfied physically and whether is she satisfied with his size(size of what ...is quite obvious).The wife just ignoring the question by saying ..come on Rishi, we have been married for five years and why you asking this now, ultimately revealing in a heated argument at the end that she did n't want to hurt him that time and she actually is not okay with the size, but offcourse its about tje unmentioned being smaller to her expectation,desire and *ussy.Though the former question is innocuous as if the answer is no then there is still something more that you can try, not to mention the support provided by medication.But later is not justified at all, what if she says,No.Can you just imagine the kind of state this kind of reply would leave you in.And lets assume she says no, then have you get any solution??. What about the humiliation with which you have to live your entire life since then.Would you be ever able to stand with admiration before her, would you be ver able to talk with your eyes looking in to hers.Would you ever be able to try something in day.You may be inspired by American Pie but far from truth techniques like that are better to be watched, laughed on and forgotten as soon as you see 'The End' displayed.Boys!! somethings are better not to be asked at all.Do not always expect answers like.."Honey!! I never knew that you are sort of divine personality and born with three legs"

Let me narrate an ancedote for you.We at our college in my B.tech days, during ragging,used to have a competition called MLC(Maha Land Contest).It was a tradition which was prevalent for more than sixty years, since its inception in 1943.Results used to have two toppers, one from top and another from bottom. Ravi Mohan Dabral won the contest and Deepak Duggal(presently studying in MIT) was the second topper, topper from bottom, the elongated length just reaching 2inches beyond all efforts.While this made Ravi Mohan Dabral a rage among all, Deepak sufferred a lot of humiliation, people used to know him by the sobriquet "wo do inch wala".
Better not ask these questions, especially to your wife.Please for Lord's sake do not try these suicidal things and somehow if you can not live without it, then please measure it before you embark upon foolhardy things like that, do not open your mouth at all, if its below six.Only those who have their fathers in Caribbean,Nigerian and other Negros can look upto the challenge.