Wednesday, 27 August 2008

We too are intelligent...as for proof see our dance n u 'll say Balle Balle


Disclaimer: The below post is not written to hurt any body's feeling, its just a pure fun..its not religiously sarcastic.

Take a look at the following figures from SSIJ( Statistical Society for Indian Jokes) and you 'll get to know where the jokes come from:

Category % contribution
Sardar Jokes 94.5%
Gandhi Jokes 05%
Husband-Wife Jokes 0.5%


From the above figures it is quite overt that a big majority of jokes are on Sardars only and a majority of these make fun of their low wit and situational understanding and decision making.

Take a look @ some sardar jokes in chronological order of their increasing literary size:
One word joke ..........Sardar
Two word joke........Intelligent Sardar
One Sentence joke......Two Sardars are playing chess

But are they really so stupid..the answer is not exactly......

One more fact to consider......

Which is the most famous dance of India...the answer is BHANGRA

This dance form is the only proof that sardars have to prove their intelligence, the question is HOW??????????????

Ok let me tell you how.......I find that this is the only thing behind which there is a mind work from sardars.....imagine what if had they been chosen BELLE, SALSA or POLE DANCE as their folk dance......answer .....their wud have been some more short jokes like..."A Sardar was doing Salsa".

The real meticulous thing about this dance form is that the Sardars have invented a dance form which is so simple, and by dint of that it has got so popular. Had they invented something that involved some complex steps or a dance form that have more than two step( a Bhangra in its simplest and complex form involves two steps(one physical n second vocal, 1. Hands up 2. Shout).

So BHANGRA is the proof that sardars can use to prove that they are nt so fool as all the jokes say..reason only intelligent sardars can invent a dance form so simple to be done by everyone, from some one as old as 80 years to some one as young as 3.


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